Booby Traps, Anyone??

[solitary old bill]

I am wondering if anyone other than me plans to secure there BOL with booby traps. From
IED's to treble hooks hanging at face level, to noise makers, and silent traps, (just to announce someones presence on the path)...What tips or tricks can you share. I have a bit of experience in the area, and will tell ya my tricks and traps, if you'll share your ideas with me.

[KYOT]

Here are a few. But they are mostly in the "dirty tricks" category.
Take normal beer/soda cans, place roofing nails into the cans, vertically on one side only. The can will naturally lay on it's side, heavy, nail side down. Somebody rolls over it, this holds the nail erect and pointing at the tire. Unlike just using nails, which leak slowly, the flattened can will cause the can, and nail(s) to be extracted, by centrifical and air resistance force, in short order, causing rapid air loss.
Problem with a neighbor? Overtighten their oil drain plug, causing a slow leak that is not easily fixed. Hopefully, they will go a few miles with the light on, permenantly damaging the engine. Works pretty good on radiator drain plugs as well. A variation, puncture with a small tip, narrow (like a filet) knife to the lower radiator hose. Usually will not leak, till the coolant presurizes...
More problems with neighbor? Well hidden fish, meat, wet grain works wonders. It will also draw scavengers, pets, and so on. Sometimes a call to the cops reporting a dead body smell can be an amusing variation on this . In the same vein, a kitty placed in a car overnight will have a similar effect. They will tend to relieve themselves in hidden places.
Cable TV/internet can be damaged such that even handyment/techs cannot easily fix it with a pin through the coax, with the excess snipped off. It can take quite a while to find the bad spot, and if it is in the house, could necessitate a complete rewire...
Bad enghbor leaving for a weekend or vacation, you can shut off their main breakers to help them save electricity, especially in the fridge. Snipping off the "tamper" devices that guard electrical, plumbing and cable boxes and meters can be fun, especially if the provider is anonymously notified of the neighbor bragging about tampering and saving on his service...
{this section removed for questionable legality YOTE}. This last one is of course only for academic discussion, and strongly discouraged. ATF loves to bury folks alive in jails who deal with chemicals that, shall we say, sublimate rapidly
YOTE

[solitary old bill]

Yes Knot..."Somepeople might even use something like Mercury Fulminate..."...lol!!! There's just too many things...ya know, in retrospect...this is probably not the best thread on the site. I think I'll get rid of it...my apologies to all!!

Please Note...This thread should not have been posted. My sincere apologies to all here!

I was'nt thinking clearly.

[spero]

yes i have plans but they are simplistic in some parts but include several homemade desighns i will keep tp my self. i am sorry but i have only tested them a few times. i do not want anyone hurt because of me